"It shocks the Children."

   Good day to You, and how the Hell are Ya? Myself? I'm about to give up. You know I was joking when I asked for a dollar, but I actually thought I'd get enough to get out of the fix I am in. Forget it now, I'm celebrating My birthday in style this year, that is tommorow, I'm outa here. I have been in the streets before and always found a way out but it aint working here. So I'm hitchhiking down the road. Anybody that just signed on at Facebook and confirmed being a freind, don't think I've lost it totally. Go to Twitter and You can read the whole story on @BadElis1, 63 blogs in all.  In case You don't feel like it I'm going to tell You anyways what it's about. I was constantly asked if I wanted L.S.D. and it is peculiar how Rock & Roll just happened along at the same time. Most of You that know Me will admit I won't lie to You, I wandered into a party and was offered something that I never accepted through Playboy, I was tripping for two days, after twenty four hours of being high as a kite I was given this Playboy. I never even read it because I knew what it was about I thought, the ehadlines read,"Stoned Hippy carries along hallucenagens.". Now Richard Pattison and Bill Rowley are living High on the Hog and I am living with a tore up mind. Hell I was offered ether the same weekend I was presented the magazine. This is not ranting, I really want to commit murder, the thing is is that I do have some control over My life. Everyone of You knows for a fact, especially the Guys from sports, that I was not a violent Person. They used to get Me so mad I was called, "the McGill evil eye.", Yes I was getting mad enough to go off. But now I hate life so bad I am furious about it and what has taken place in My life. Read what I have written and when You see Mr. Rowley again watch His eyes when confronted, the lying peice of crap told Me He does'nt remember any Playboy. Hey I'm not that far gone that I would make something that big up, I have said it before, give Me a truth serum. Hey Bill? You willing to take a truth serum, or even a lie detector? I doubt it. Watch over Your shoulder Mother Fucker because I am willing to go to prison over what You and Richard pulled off. Yes I am real Folks. Stay off the drugs Kids, take it from Me they will mess up Your life. Good day, and God bless, Kelly McGill.

I wish I knew then.

   I wish I knew then what the hell was up. I can say for a fact that I would never had trusted My old freinds in any way, watch out Who You trust Kids. Your best freind, just like Bill Rowley was, will satb You in the back. I grew since then, but I am what is known as an emotional wreck. Richard was then, and I am sure by the things I see today, known as hotshot Kid Folks. "Too cool.", is the saying. The life I live today compared to the one I had when I was nineteen and this all started is understandably different, We all change, but to be mentally tortured by Your own freinds is another story all together. It is a sad thing, and yes that is how I feel, to have to write a blog in order to acheive justice. I seriously wonder if it is even going to work, I have some very important People that have followed since the beginning, so just maybe it will be worth the effort. Other then that I just feel like saying that life is worth the chance in My opinion, if it takes a wrong turn sometime, just do what You can to get back on the right path. Do not do as I and become a drunken fool and cry about it. A.A. has had the opportunity to change My life because I walked in to get a free cup of coffee, the next day I decided just to go in and listen on My own. I will be back tommorow for sure. God Bless You all, and let's all pray that I win the battle I am fighting. Sincerely, Kelly McGill.

The World today.

  Hello. My name is Kelly McGill. And I just want to say a few things about the World as it is today. Enough for a while about the crime that has taken place in My life. I am serious when I say I have said a silent prayer for the People in Joplin Missouri, tornadoe are scary even if You're not there. My Nephew Clint lives not far from There and He text'd Me the other day saying, "Tornadoes all around, will keep You informed.", Scared? Yes. I finally sent a text back after not hearing from Him asking if They were alright, "Four already and another one coming.", I could'nt get to the Apple store fast enough to look up the Weather channel. By then the storm had passed Their area. I feel for You Folks in tornado ally people listen to this fact I learned watching C.N.N., on the average there are under 200 tornadoes in April, Hey, this year They have reported a thousand. I looked up the St. Louis area after Clint text'd Me, 88 had formed on that day. I say this and mean it, build Yourselves a Goddamned storm cellar if You can, Hell I'm, a little bit worried just typing this. I did'nt write this to make Myself look like a good Guy or anything, this is Me saying what I feel. I have lived in tornado alley for a round thirty years Myself, when They say a watch is in affect I go otuside and look at the sky, I did so one day and looked straight up into the eye of a funnel cloud People. Clint was with Me at work one day in Killeen Texas when the air got cool and the sky darkened, I stood and watched a funnel cloud go by Us only a few hundred yards away. I fear these damn things, and now They multiply in a drastic manner. My voice is on record in a few spots in Texas where I called 911 telling Them the sky is looking pretty serious, and I will do it again. The worst ones are at night too, You can't see them, been there during a watch too. Take care fo Yourselves out there if You are in the ally, and I pray this year is only a fluke. Amen.

"The American way!"

   Hell Yea to the American way Folks, just let Richard Pattison and Bill Rowley get away with attempted murder, maiming My brain, and plain old Fucking with My life. It's cool aint it, nobody really gives a shit do They? Hell, I'm just some Dumbass Kid that just gets pushed to the side. Go Richard! Mother Fucker I hate these two and want Them so bad, if You cannot tell by My blog, I am willing to hang in the streets until I see Richard and hurt the boy in a very bad way. I am not a Liar Folks, I will hurt this Character. Now if that does'nt beat all, I am appalled at the way the justice system works in the World, "I am wealthy, I can buy My way out of this because You are poor.", what a farse. Danny where'd Ya go Boy? The Kid that was with Me at the Marriott disapeared the weekend I was given the Palyboy People, Coward. Yes there was a Playboy, I know what Richard and Bill thought, "Nobody will beleive Him if He says anything about it.",right Asshole? Hell I got an idea, I am going to say something right here and now that can and will get Me in a court room, I am going to hunt these two down and kill Them in cold blooded murder (just saying this to get the attention of the court)then I am going to hang Them up in public so Everybody can look at Their stinking remains and wonder why it had to happen to such nice Guys as those two. Mother Fucker I am real! I am the victim of a serious crime and Nobody gives a shit enough to arrest these two Jerks and put Them on trial. Hey, My nickname is Boomhauer Folks, and I do know Mike Judge personally. I thought He was a little bit odd to tell the truth. Mike are You helping Richard? Good God Man. People get a grip on what is really going on with these People, I am the brunt of Their jokes. Kill Richard not Bill it should have said.

RICHARD PATTISON! WHERE ARE YOU?

   I am so disgusted with Richards ability to screw with My life and get away with it, if We had anybody worth a damn in My position He would already be in jail, right? Why in the World will He not contact Me and question what I am saying? Because He is guilty is why. Life in a tent? What kind of existance is that for a Human Being? I ask You here and now, is there Anybody even looking into this crime that has been commited? I doubt it seriously. Hell, I wonder if I am worthy of such a life that I can say the truth. Does that get Your goddam attention yet? I want these Kids Bill Rowley and Richard Pattison in Their graves if the truth be known. I am a walking around a city loking for Someone I want so bad I am blogging about it, and They live in style. I hope They have Children and Their reading this, yes Your Parents are crooks, They don't have the gutts to come and find Me. They both know for a fact that I am as fast as Bruce Lee when it comes down to it. Bill You remember the time I jumped up and put My foot in Your face at the age of seventeen, I have seen Bruce move just that fast. They slowed Bruce down for T.V. My ass, if You saw it up close You'll understand. Enough ranting for the day, Lord give Me justice please. Sorry Folks for going off, I hate these two and really want Them bad. Have a good one, Kelly McGill

ANOTHER DAMN BLOG!!!!

   What's with this Guy? He won't quit! Make Him stop! Well Ya can't, I hope at least. Hey I am a Millionaire! Well that's what My spam keeps telling Me. You wanta know what I do? I contact the ones back that don't blatantly say it's a crime to mess with Them in return. I also turn Them in. I have contacted the British Law, Interpol, and the Military due to one stating They were in Iraq and stole some moey and will give Me some to help Them bring it home. The Military says They are not real Soldiers, just more crooks laundering money. Bah! I mess with the messers.Take that Ya crook. Anybody ever been through an Earthquake, to change the subject, well I have in 1972. And I know what a tremor feels like, I swear the ground around here has been shifting slightly. I say this to wake up a few Calfornians around Santa Monica. If You go down on Main street and visit O'breins, stop outside and look to the north and then look up at the wall there. I am a Journeyman carpenter, I know when a wall is out of place. This on is about foot or more out of whack and a good quake might let Her fall. There are also many retaining walls around the area that I feel are dangerous to be around in a quake. Hell the wall where I sleep will more than likely tumble when the ground shakes. With that I will resign for the day by saying fairwell to all, what a Joker aye, C-Ya later bye, Kelly

"I don't like You Babe!"

   The title of the Blog says it all, those were the lyrics to a song Richard Pattison sung one day. What a goofie guy huh. And to think He is a rich bastard and I am a spun out fool that wants justice. Only got a few minutes so I will end quick with, Hey Jeff Dye and Richard Rowley? Why have You not beaten Bill for His role? I would if He were My brother. The rest of You enjoy You day, Kelly.

"Wise to the ways of the World."

   Thought I'd throw the title in for Ya. Hey what the hell are You up to? Myself? Not a damn thing. Just feel like saying it. Moneta? Anybody ever watch a show and see that behind Miss Dryfus? Hell Moneta's a spot on the side of the road just past Shoshoni Wyoming, in between Riverton and Casper. Cool, I bet I know how it got there. Hey Pattison, that is known as state property. Oh I see now, You'll steal anything from anyone. People I am disgusted with this blogging crap, I do hope You understand why I am doing this. If not? I really am wasting My time. C-Ya later bye, Kelly McGill.

National judgment day is now declared for May 21st. everyyear.

   Well? That's the way I see it should be. Damn My rotten luck yesterday, but I am still here aint I? Talk about bad luck? I was in Dallas Texas and went to Deep Ellum, a bar district. You'll never guess what happened, Oh You can already see huh? Ya another loss at love, well lust at least. Here I am standing there drinking a beer when a Gal walks up and takes it from Me, She then asks,"Are You always this boring?", I gave Her a look similar to the one I received from Nancy when I tried to smooth talk Her, Ice. It did'nt stop Her, She drags Me out onto the dancefloor and was blunt about what She was about. "Can You dance nasty?", She asks. It was'nt to long before I had Her biting Me on the chest, no bull. Well She had some pretty good freinds with Her that night, all of a sudden this Gal comes up to Her and says She has a phone call and They rush Her off away from Me. One of Them was giving Me a serious look like I was up to something. Hell, I musta had a rufie in My own damn beer when She drank it. That right there will get You pummled Pal, Rufinals? You get a taste of what I am about here. I was in the Indianapolis area and staying at a motel where most of the crew was staying. One night the manager was raped by an ex of Hers, We went looking for Him and found Him too. Brad was a Kid that was around then, I ran into Him and told Him what had happened and He just happened to have  tools on Him. He took the pliers and I was given a screwdriver. We headed for the spot He took off towards and ran into Donny who went after Him, Donny said that Guy took off running and He had no chance He was that fast.  I said He can't get out of where He went without going by Us so We headed in His direction. When We got to the road He came out in His car, He shut off His lights and gunned it when He saw Us. Brad and Donny both got out of the way but I stood My ground in the middle of the road. I waited until He was only a few feet away before I jumped sideways and threw the screwdriver at His head. I would have hit Him in the temple if His window was down, it bounced back and nearly hit Me in the instead. I could'nt jump sideways that far on any given day, I think I landed about ten feet away. Well that's the way it is, He was sent to prison and I feel good about doing something. Richard Pattison and Bill Rowley rolled over on Me and left Me with a severe mental problem, I say for a fact They are responsible for it. And now They are wealthy and screwing with My life? Justice is in order again. See You next May 21st. and I hope the good Lord judged You well yesterday. Sincerely, Kelly McGill

Judgement day?

   Everybody's talking about some prediction coming true today. It just might, I am having worse luck than normal. Here I am standing there waiting to eat and some Guy starts talking all kinds of trash, I've spoken to Him before and He seemed normal but, Wow! Then I open My E-mails and am told by Interpol that a Person They arrested is carrying money that is supposed to be Mine and if I don't come up with the proper paper work saying it is I am being charged with money laundering, again, Wow! To top it off I entered a Publishers clearing house E-mail and They start texting Me, and when I check My pre paid minutes it went from 62 to 2 awfully fast. Hell I have less than $30. on My G.R. left and some Asshole wants to clean Me out on My little bit of minutes,Wow! Well maybe Chicken Little was right, "The sky is falling!", and it is falling all around Me. At least I ate today and I am still walking up right Huh? I am fuming sitting here and thinking about My minutes, what right do You have to text Me and make Me pay for it when I never asked for it in the first Goddam way. Mother Fucker I am sick of life and really want to end the Son of a Bitch and a day like today comes along. I am at a point I am gonna vent on You just for reading this peice of shit, That's Kelly McGill 204 Hampton, Venice, California, 90291. Get Me the Hell out of here please. You thunk this is a joke, I am fighting mad. and all I see in My spam is more of these Assholes saying,"Here, take Our money. Oh Yea, send Us some first.". What did I do to deserve such a up life. I really hate the World today, if I wind up in Prison just for opening an E-mail, Holy Christ! So Fuck You and Fuck the World is how I get treated and I have never really done anything to justify the life I live. I got it, Kids go on and get Fucked up in life. What the Hell? Ya only live once, might as well fry Your brain while You're here. Send Me a dollar is where I am, change a life. I put it in writing here and now, I WILL NOT SPEND IT ON DRUGS AND ALCOHOL. Dammitt

"Goddamn Kids!"

   "There sure are alot of Kids!", is another saying I have heard before, along with, "Boy's will be Boy's.", and many others. Hey Folks, My reality in life is a Nightmare to be honest, I am not so messed up in the head that I cannot compete on the job in such a way that I am a complete vegetable. I would have been if not for the sense enough to decline the ether when it was offered though, I feel that is what They were trying to acheive. Seriously People I was given these drugs with intent to ruin My brain, if You think I am not angered, You have not been paying attention. Kids, if anybody offers You hard drugs, walk away. You'll thank Yourselves for it in the future, I gaurantee it. I am getting nowhere with My attempt for justice, but I do feel I may be getting across to the Youth of the World about drugs, this is not the sixties people. It is time You took a good hard look at the situation. People die all the time because of this silly crap in the World. Grow the fuck up and live without this menace to Our lives, please. If I had it to do all over again I would not even smoke Marijauna, really. You new Parents out there have a chance to keep Your Children away from drugs, be honest with Them and don't pull any punches. Amen, and have a great day. Sincerely, Kelly McGill. A.K.A. BadElvis. p.s. "Take a good look at Yourself.", and "You'll thank Me for this later.", are saying too.

Brian Foley

   I was such a lost Kid even when They began messing with My mind. Ken Dodson told Me He had given Brian Foley a bunch of acid when He asked for some, Brian told Me years later He was still tripping from it. I never paid any attention to what Ken said at the time, it just went straight through My mind without any realization of what He said to Me. I feel bad, but I really cannot blame Myself. This was around the time I started having People offer it to Me, I was what is known as a Space Case. I was alot worse then, now I pay a little bit more attention to what is going on around Me. I am getting short on subjects to keep People interested in My blog, so I guess I have to repeat Myself here. Again, I never once asked for anybody to go out and find Me some acid, I truly am the victim here of a heinous crime. I blog daily just to acheive some sort of help from someone in authority. I seem to be wasting My time in My eyes, for it has been so long ago that I started My journey. It all started when I figured I could do well if I wrote My life story, that was in '99. I continually tried to contact People to get help. I even walked straight into the Playboy west office here in Santa Monica. Oprah, anybody I thought would help, nothing. All I got out of was the realization of what really happened when I was younger, Richard Pattison is a Theif for sure. Have a good one, Kelly McGill.

Justice, not revenge!

   Hello out there. I hope You are doing well. I am here today to talk about a few things in My life, some are cruel things that have taken place in My life. One such cruel thing is drug abuse. I had, and still have the urge rarely, a problem with crack cocaine. I was not what is known as a Crackhead, that would mean I had to have it all of the time. I was a weekend binger, when I got drunk I would get the urge and go wild. I first tasted the crap at a mutual freinds house of one Bill Rowley. I have no clue if it was introduced to Me because of Him. I was so loose on the junk I actually spent, and gave away, around $5,000. in a weekend once. I wound up spendind a year in Texas state jail for possession of cocaine and since then have slowly tapered off on the use to a point where I have'nt done any in a very long time now, and pray to god I never do it again. I got so wasted on the junk that I can't keep My mouth shut, lucky to be alive I guess in some cases I know. Like the saying goes Kids, "The mind is a terrible thing to waste!", just remember My story if anybody asks You to get high for the first time would Ya? I have to say that I mentioned before that Pot is an innocent drug in fact, but hey, You don't want to be acting all silly. "It's a Mans World.", and We need more Adults in this World. Most of the Kids I see are pretty goofy when They're stoned. Besides jail is'nt fun Folks. I want to mention a young Man that I went to High School with here, Brian McClean. Brian has supposedly sat in the garage and left the car running, I beleive it not. I saw Him right before that and He was the same Brian I knew, full of life and happy as anybody I have ever seen. I wonder what the truth is, I doubt if He killed Himself personally. There is a list of names that are aqauinted with this Bill Rowley that have died per say, and I doubt if many of them are even buried. It's a funny thing how this Riverton Wyoming is, I was home years back and read in the local paper that another Fella I went to school with was sentenced to 25 years for selling drugs. Shortly after I found Him on Classmates and E-mailed Him, His reply was not from a prison I am sure. He stopped replying once I mentioned the paper though. I would'nt doubt that I was the only recipient of the paper in question too. Even though People all around town knew more than the paper knew about it. Huh? Mr. Peck are You reading this? I also went to High School  with the character that now runs the paper, I'm sure His father Roy has passed it along to Him by now. Well, "That's the trouble with Kids nowdays, They just don't give a damn!", is all I can say about the whole mess. How in the World do You take down a couple of Scoundrels without shooting them? Is My question. Remember Folks, that's Kelly McGill, I wasn'nt far off on the mailing address, it will work, but in actuallity I need for You to send My dollar to 204 Hampton, Venice, California, 90291, Come on! what's a dollar to You? I joke not, Hell I am at a crossroad here and fail to see the right path.. God Bless Ya all, except Richard Pattison and Bill Rowley, and Yes I know They are guilty of destroying My mind and stealing enough to live large. Kelly McGill, Good day.

Nigeria?

   I played along with Their scams long enough for an attorney to contact Me, He said for $200. I would receive $8,000,000. from the government. I said I don't have any money and now He too dissapeared. He told Me it is money laundering so watch out, He even said if You keep contacting Them the F.B.I. will come a knockin'. Hell maybe that would get Me noticed by the Feds? I know what I need, and just maybe there is one out there reading this. Besides everybody sending Me a dollar, just kidding, none sent yet, I need a Ghost writer to put My biograghy down in words. I can gaurantee it would sell, Heck, I have'nt told You half of what I have seen or know. Try this one, a lot of Folks do this all the time too, "Mock My words it's Childsplay.", yes that pertains to making a mockery out of My life such as They are doing. Well it's worth a try, for either the dollar or a writer. I joke not when I say I am barely alive People. After trying to join the laborer union and not passing the test without a hitch, I was pretty depressed to say the least, suicide was on My mind for a fact. I really do not want to sit here and say crap like that, but God Dammitt I am really wanting out of a mess that was created by Someone other than I. Good day, Kelly McGill.

How the Hell Ya doin'?

   Just had to start off with a Hello to Ya's, I feel pretty good today. I want to go back to the beginning, I think I lost track on wht this blog is about. I AM THE VICTIM OF A SERIOUS CRIME HERE!!!! I never once asked for any L.S.D. or any of the Mushrooms I received. They were constantly coming along. I was, and still am to a degree, an innocent Child. Anybody that scares Sheila and has not a clue on what is happening at the moment it happens, is a retarded Person People. And then walk away from Nancy because She blew My mind by falling in love with the Child standing in front of Her, come on now, that was what everyday normal Men do when a Woman falls in love, run away. I guess I aint so abnormal after all? Wow, I might just make it in society. I want a jury trial with these two and all Their Pals being questioned. I found Scott Carroll on Peoples search, and know for a fact I can find Kevin too. All I want is justice, do You feel it is in order? If not? You had better pay closer attention to what I say. Hell, I'm wasting My time just like My life has been a waste. A complete disaster is what I am living Folks. I say again, I will take a truth serum to prove what I say. Will Richard Pattison and Bill Rowley? No, I beleive not. It is a good day for justice, call the Law and see what They think, oh yea, Their rich and I am poor, I lose. Well I guess I had better quit then. Kelly McGill

# 50, Dammitt!

   My fiftieth blog had better be a good one aye?  Hey I got one, how about the way the Homeless are treated around here? I met a Guy last night and He said what's on My mind, "I hate the way They call You Scum and other words." Dammitt Man, He seemed pretty decent to Me, it's the truth though, People walk by just staring You down and say all sorts of nice things where it is barely heard. Hell, don't You know the old saying, "Don't stare Children, it's rude."? Good God Man I at least look for work, I just aint as lucky as Ya'll I 'spose, Dang. Ain't You'uns learnt nutin', shux. I am a bad Person in Ur eyes, huh? "Sarcasm is youth.", I have heard so I is showin' My youth here a bit. Besides, "You're never as Grown as You think.", I know I've learned that one too. You do need to realize here Folks, this Guy I mention and many more are nothing but People. They are bad Folks I suppose, They build bombs and kill Folks just like Osama and His Fellas do. So next time You see a down and out Person do Me a favor, kick Him while He's down, He'll just say thankie fir it, By golly have a blessed night. Myself? I'll go crawl Me little old tent and wish for Santa to come and bring Me a real life. Bye.

Addicted to blogging

   I can't go without saying something. I went to the L.A. Laborers union and took a test, I have been working in the construction feild for thirty plus years, mainly as a carpenter, but I am nothing but an apprentice to these People due to the fact that I missed too many answers. Heck the ones I missed were in the feilds of pipe laying and concrete, two too many on one test and only a handful on the other. I don't know how many math questions I failed on. All I can say is put a shovel in My hands or a pick and let Me go to work, don't ask Me how many trips it will take in a wheel barrow to move ten yards of sand, as many as it takes should be an answer. On the tool test I missed one and even told the instructor that I had used the tool for every application on the test. While going over the test afterwards the instructor was even correcting the answers that were wrong on the test itself. I can, and will bust My ass, just somebody put Me to work, don't ask Me what tool to use if I've never used it before, just put it in My hands and tell Me what to do. Dang it all to Hell, just give Me the frickin' job. Wel that's how it goes ,aye?

I had to say this.

   I know I said that yesterday was My last blog for awhile, but I have to say one last thing. If anybody wants to see what I look like You have a chance. Tonight on N.C.I.S. L.A. I may be in a scene. Look for a beach background shot, and then look for a Guy in a red shirt with a beard and carrying a guitar on His back. I was watching Them run Their extras through and told the Woman in charge I would stay out of Her way, She kept tapping the People when She wanted Them to go, When She tapped Me She said, " Just don't say anything.". I tried My damndest to be as casual as I could. It is not the shot at the beach bar in the beginning at Sully's, look for a blonde Fella and a young Woman looking at blood on the street We're in the background. Other then that I just want to say Hey, so Hey. I hope and pray everything goes right tommorow, I am headed to the Local Laborers union, They have a place that You show up at six in the morning ready to work for a day for free. If You prove You can actually work You might just be a union member at $22. an hour to start. Wish Me luck, I can still bust My hump, but every little bit of luck helps. I found a trick to keep My feet from killing Me everyday, inserts for the arches. Fallen arches are a killer Folks, take care of Your feet and They'll carry You a long ways. God bless You, Kelly McGill.

The final blog

 This is it Folks, unless months down the road or so I feel I need to say something. Let Me start by saying, I stirred it up good yesterday, I walked right up to Playboy studios west and slipped a note into the door stating My beleifs that Hugh Hefner is involved in this cover up I speak of. Hell if They are capable of murder I may vanish. I say this in case I actually do. I still think Dorthy Stratten and Anna Nicole Smith were mudered. They used drugs like They claim, They knew better than to do too much. I tell the truth when I say I have in the last few years had two attempts made on My life, and another in 1987. I really wish They would try, I have so much pent up inside of Me I want to take Them. The difference between Me and Richard is that I do not need to have somebody do His dirty work, Right Bill (Bootlicker) Rowley? Or maybe it was a bad dream and I am about to wake up? Not a chance in Hell, I know the lost mind I have lived with for thirty two years now. God bless America, and I hope I did some good here. Sincerely Kelly McGill. Oh yea, Fuck Hugh!

Showing My maturity

   Yes I am showing just how immature I am at times by blogging as I do, but don't worry I am about finished completely. I cannot continue to bore People with My miserable life, besides I get My measly $200. at midnite tonight and I am pretty sure I will be leaving here. So if any of You sent Me a dollar You had better let Me know on My comments, it will go back to You in thirty days if You did, I joke not. Maturity? Laughing, picking on , name calling, stealing, cheating, lying, being a drug abuser or an alcoholic all of the above plus much much more are just the opposite. Use Your judgement People, and pay attention to those You know that are mature, You are bound to learn from Them. Have a great life, sincerely Kelly McGill.

The real deal here Folks

   Do You really want to know how I feel about life and the predicament I have fallen into? People I seriously feel like doing Myself in almost daily, really. I know how to get the Police departments attention and receive My justice, and I am serious about it too. Commit suicide right at the doorway of Playboy west studios, I would leave a note in My pocket saying to go and read My blogs, sad ass World aint it. Hell anybody wants to find Me I sleep right around the corner from Hefners sleazy shop on Broadway. 404 Lincoln Blvd. Venice California 90291. The name is Kelly McGill, I am at the point I say give Me a chance before I kill Myself here, I hate to cryabout it but I hate life and want to end it. If You are reading this and laughing, Fuck You Punk.

A fight for My life

   Hey, the title speaks for itself. I am at a point where I feel I will not make it in life if I don't do something. I am a real Person that was attacked People I want justice. Hell, Nobody gives a shit for a Moron, tell the truth to Yourselves. And if You have been reading My words You would understand I am exactly that, I walked away from a Woman in love with Me. I aint right to begin with. Sorry if I sound pissed off, but I have been blogging for over a month and no results. I am losing followers but I keep the important ones I see, Karl Rove and Yoko Ono are still with Me. Hell with it , I am through for the day this is depressing. I know what You're saying, "Get a Life!", I wish I could People. Kelly McGill saying so long for now.

Smilin' Smelly

   I was in Louisiana when I heard a commercial on the radio, "Don't be a smelly Belly.", it said, just wondering if it happened to relate to My nickname Smilin' Smelly. Yea, that is a crude one for a fact, I have gas at times and I was driving the bosses truck when His license was revoked, He hated Me for it and Rick Spain named Me that. Pretty bad I will admit, but I wonder if these Boys had anything to do with it. I got something for You that You may not beleive, but I do have wittnesses. Here I am at around age eight standing on the beach at Hunington beach California watching the ocean, I am just watching the waves when all of a sudden a freak wave jumps up and grabs My butt, no joke. The next thing I know I am in the riptide and being sucked out to sea. Scared? Not in the least until I started to run out of breath, hell You don't have time to get scared really. But when I knew I was about to drown I was a bit worried, that was when I got lucky. I saw the sun shining through the water and knew which way was up, My instinct was to kick off the bottom of the ocean and get out of it. I was around twenty feet deep at the time, seriously. I e-mailed the head Honcho of the Lifegaurds telling Him a few years back. You know I got out of the water and sat by My family and nobody even asked if I was alright. The funny thing about this story is that it happened again in 1991 or '92. The first time the wave was about twelve feet high, the second it must of been around twenty, no bull either. The difference between the two times is that I did'nt get scared the second time, I was out and body surfed My way to the beach within a matter of nothing. Sounds made up I know, but I cannot lie to You. My whole family saw the first time. Whoa! Is what I still say, especially after two times. I aint positive about the exact spot, but I was within a few yards on both occasions. This I feel needs to be mentioned due to the fact that the riptide kills People all of the time, HEY, LISTEN UP, IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE SHARK FOOD YOU MIGHT AS WELL TRY IT AND SEE IF IT WORKS! If it don't , well I can only say You did'nt do it right Pal. As the saying goes, "My name is not Kelly McGill if it don't work.". I got another saying here, one that should put a little light on the subject of what Richard Pattison and Bill Rowley were about when I was being recruited as a band member, "Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll.", kinda sounds like Chicks, Candy, and Rock and Roll to Me. Hey, seriously People, I am a lost soul wishing I never met these Guys here. I say it again that I never intentionally seeked out any drugs, they mysterious wound up at My door. Freda (Fred) Mares and I got along pretty good years later when I saw Her around town. She was the Gal that brought it by for Me. If She has any sense She would call the law and admit to being sent to Me, Fred come on, if You are reading this take a hand in bringing down some dispicable People. Girl My life  is a wreck because of them. YOU EVER HERE ME LIE BEFORE FRED?! Good God! Have a great day Folks, Kelly McGill

Dumpster diver of the year

   Breadhunter was Richards nickname in the early eighties, the Guy had a few thousand dollars in His pocket and go and get day old bread out of the trash. And this is the Fella that Hugh Hefner wants to back up? Damn it Man! I will admit to something here, I too have been a Bully. I moved back to Wyoming in the ninth grade and picked on a Guy in shop class until I was nearly suspended. In building trades I told David Muir that We had a board stretcher in class, I even told Him to get inside of the building We were putting the plywood on and told Him to hold the last sheet in place while We nailed it in place. My anger was getting the best of Me in the nineties, especially when drinking. That was when My nephew Clint came around, The Kid was wearing His pants low and walking around like He had all day to do whatever He wanted. He was told that night on the way home to pull His pants up and get the droop out of His ass. He seriously became a top hand too. But at the same time He started in on Me about life and how to live it, an eighteen year old telling Me was not gonna make it, after a few months I was about to lose it on the Kid and picked on Him until He snapped, I barely got out of the way of a kick to the knee. We text back and forth now and I feel some pride at how He is raising His two Boys, He's still a Kid to Me but doing a Mans job, congrats Clint. Two other employees of Mine rubbed Me the wrong way and I also pushed Them in a wrong manner, I can say for a fact I was on the verge of insanity when around Them. Today I am a different Person all together though, I made a move back to Wyoming around seven years ago and left there a changed Human, I still have anger issues but no longer want to tell some knot head in a violent way. I got a good saying for Ya, "My anger management classes are really pissing Me off!", I laughed pretty hard the first time I heard it. But when it comes to Richard Pattison and His Pals, I will get mean. What They did to My life is a crime and I will subject Them to punishment in a deserving way. Richard You aint got the gutts to call Me out You Punk ass peice of Shit! As for everybody elase that is reading this, Hey, keep Your asses and Your Kids off of the drugs Man, that stuff is insane. Just grow the hell up and deal with it before You screw Your life up. C-Ya later, Kelly.

Whoa!

   "That Guy can cuss!", is probably what alot of People said yesterday, no wonder I steadily lose followers. I gain new ones everyday, but still the number is always lower then it should be. McGill vs. Pattison is what the court docket should say, I know for sure if He was in court and My Lawyer asked Him to submit to a truth serum He would balk. If it were Me as the Lawyer I would then ask what it is that He is hiding, if You are a liar You would deny it. If You were an honest person having nothing to hide You would press charges on the Person accusing You for false accusations, where are the charges? I text messaged Jon Peirson telling Him to look at this, so I can gaurantee Richard and Bill Rowley are reading it. Hey! Great news Folks, it aint a job but I do have an interveiw for a good job on thursday, wish Me luck would You, I need it. Andrea Davidson is Someone I want You to look up if You like music, I have'nt seen Her in a while, but the Gal puts on a great show. That's what I'm about, listening to great singers when possible, check Her out. Oh yea, hey Richard? If Ya are reading this, You're a frickin' Jerk Pal. Did You tell Hugh about Your Queer freind? Yea I was at that party, I went outside and never returned when You and Him started dancing that night. Sure there was a Girl on the floor too, but it seemed a bit weird to Me. Besides Jon says They think You've done some bi-sexual things in the past. Ya Freak! Call Me sometime Pal, We'll do lunch, Right before You get Your ass kicked hard You Punk ass Son of a Bitch. Kelly.

Here, but not wanting to be!

   Good day to You. Are You ready to get told something that is sure to make You sick? Here it is. America! Really, it is a disgusting place. Are Ya mad now? If not You're gonna be. This is probabaly the only Country on Earth where a Guy can screw Your life up, Rip You off, and then torture You on the television and get away with it. And that is'nt even what I'm mad about. I went to Hollywood yesterday to go to the Guitar Center on Sunset strip, boy what a goofy place that is. In a three mile hike I passed maybe ten Gay Fellas, You can tell, two of Them I know saw Me coming and one turned and acted like He was going to bump into Me acidentally, the look on My face made damn sure He missed Me. I am a serious defender of the hetoralsexual lifes of the World. God did not put Males on the Planet to hold hands with other Males, that My freinds is insanity. Then I get on the bus and head down Santa Monica Blvd., Jesus Christ that place is a zoo. I passed a bar and there is some Fella dancing in His underwear on a table with a bunch of Fools standing around watching, it was practicaly on the sidewalk itself. And the stuff in store front displays is considered normal? I have said before that I am not a violent Person by nature, but I had two Queers pick Me up hitchhiking once in Austin. When They dropped Me off one leaned out the window and said, "We'll be back in a half an hour if You're still here......" was all He got out. I never even got mad about it, it was a complete reaction to kick Him sqaure in the teeth. I know for a fact I hurt Him bad too, ask Bill Rowley how serious I move. I am so disgusted with what I see daily out here, I have made up My mind that when I get My G.R. (money from the state) I am leaving here fast. I was here a few years back trying to get My biograghy written, I came up with the saying, "If You question Your sanity, move to Santa Monica.", really, there are real nuttcases walking the street here People. I am lost in life, not insane. I am what is known as a Person with very little control over His life, No bullshit about it. One case in point is when I was in high school, Bill Rowley was with Me. They probabaly used this one against Me with Hefner and His Cronies. I was told by Shane Longtine that Chris Montoya drew back and was going to hit Laura Chiles while Their brothers were fighting. I never even thought about it until I saw Chris crossing the street on His bike, I lost it and punched the gas pedal. Yes I tried to run Him down, again no thought just reaction. I was at a party years later when Chris and His brother Eddie and freinds showed up, I told Dwayne, His older brother via the Classmates webpage that Chris was a Man about the whole thing when I walked up to Him and appologized to Him. Dwanye always treated Me with respect, and I am sure Chris is as Gentlemanly as His brother, I feel it was a lie just to get Me into a fight by My so called freinds. HEY!!! If We do nothing but let this Country run amuck in the manner it is, We are doomed People. Get a Mother Fucking grip on the situation now. Well that last sentence was a waste of time I know for a fact. Oh yea, still no Fricking dollar, I hoped atleast for one, but nothing? I vent again tommorow. Until then I hope like Hell You start taking a good look at Our wonderful country. Kelly McGill. p.s. God bless Our Troops and good job on hunting down a skunk in Pakistan. Some of You know Me from Fort Hood, I always said, "Welcome Home.", and , "Good luck over there.", when I talked to the Soldiers in My cab. God bless Us all, We Fucking need it.