Get Your clothes on Ethel!

   This is Richard Pattison, Bill Rowley goes over to His house and takes His Wife, They're having a gay old time when Richard stands up, the next thing Ya know is that Mr. Pattison disrobes right there in front of Them. No scruples what so ever. I thought He was sorta odd when He did that at the rock quarry in Austin. These two Girls came walking up and Mr. Asshole strips down, I really was shocked by His brashness. I know for a fact I am not the same Kid I was then, that would piss Me off like that Kid has no idea. You see on T.V. where a Guy goes home with a Gal and when She leaves the room He gets naked, Richard? Is that You? That may be funny to Her in private, but public? Richard is the same as most of Americas youth today, everything is funny to Him. The saying goes, "Don't say anything You would'nt say to Their face.", I am not afraid of repeating what I said here to either of Them, the problem is that there won't be time, I know these People are reading parts of this, I hope so at least, it will be ugly I gaurantee. So the next time Your Friends come over invite Them in and strip down for Them, that is how ordinary People live Folks, no really, You should do that for Your Grandmother, Richard You are the coolest dude. Talk about Your egos. C-Ya 'round, Kelly McGill

Bah!

Richard Pattisons sons name is Richard the 2nd, most People just call Him Little Dick. Man I'd hate My Dad, I hate His Dad. I am telling You, this two faced S.O.B. has Everybody charmed. I know Richie pretty good, I can't remember if I mentioned the time We clubbed to death around a hundred Carp swimming in The shallows, this Guy is as smooth as They come Folks. I can say for a fact that Hugh and Richard hit it right off and Pals like those stick together. Again I know I sound like a dime store novel, meaning I stretch the truth, but I am still in a tail spin after what has taken place in My desolate life. Self pity? You know I feel more pain when I think of what it would have done to a Gal. At this period of time I know there is still enough proof out there to prove what has happened, for one Sheila Griffin is now Mrs. Hansen and is located on facebook too. You know that one hurts pretty good too, All I have ever done is cause Her pain because of this bad habit of Mine known as losing control of My senses. I tell You folks now, you young People beginning Your lives, heading towards Parenthood for the majority of You, be very protective of You toddlers head, for real. I mentioned, years back, that I saw a ladder and crawled up it. It was sticking up over the fence far enough that when I reached the top I went head first into the ground. Last thing I remember was My Pal Jeff telling Me not to do it as I started to crawl up it, the next thing I remember is My Aunt Linda telling Me that I almost drowned in the small ditch on the other side. As I said before the Lander hospital would have a record of My visit back in '62, I was two years old. I am positive this has everything to due with a majority of My life skill deficancies. When it comes to true love, it blows You the fuck away. I call 'em as I see 'em! Nancy? You are a true Woman I can see this, I had a feeling soon after falling in love with You, there's a saying I have heard before about such things, "You're the kind of Person that I feel I've known for all My life.", Goddam love! That's how I feel about it. Well? You a Fat Ass like Me? I'm workin' real hard on that crap. You all have a wonderful evening and get in shape, really! C-Ya, Kelly.

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What a Blog

   Man I learned one thing for damn sure, never befriend an ex-Girlfriends Mom on Facebook, She told Her Daughter. Now Laura Chiles won't leave Me alone. I never told You how it was after She went home on christmas morning 1978. We kept in contact for the next few months via the telepone, Her Dad always took the phone away from Her and cussed Me. Me and a Friend of Mine wound up taking a bus to Mississippi where She lived, Her Father shook My hand and commented on My gutts in walking up to Him. Laura on the other hand wanted nothing to do with this Fool She had run off with. I'm a little slow here now, it took a spell for it to sink in that We were through. Whatever happened to the way You talked on the phone Girl? Another game player. My words to Her tonite were oppropriate for the occasion, a complete Gentleman too. I just told Her in a way She might not like, but will think about for a while, that Her questions are not those of a Woman. Man up? "I'm the first one to admit to it.", is the best way to explain My personality. "If You aint honest You aint worth a shit!", a motorcycle cop told Me in Austin when I told Him I would go pay an old ticket, He let Me go. Yes, I paid the ticket on the way home from work. Another thing I want You to know about Me is that if I see a cop in trouble I am going to help. If His pursuant has a gun? I will run Him over. God bless and take care, Kelly.

Dammit anyhow

    What a Putz, allowing these People to do what They did. Man was not meant to be a mess, Man was meant to live happily. But the suffering continues amongst the Beings of Our wonderful planet? All I have to say on that is to do something different, as I have said it does lighten the load just talking about My plight in life. I know there are People with rotten lives out there that hate what has taken place during Their journey through life, Hey, You, Ya You, get it together and do Your best. As They say, "There's always Somebody that has it worse than You do.", like Me, is Your mind wandering? Mine is. I know there are People with worse problems than Mine, as do You. And Kids, watch Your friends as You grow, remember Bill Rowley I considered My best Friend and He decided to throw Me aside like a bag of trash. The saying goes, "Don't trust Anyone.", this does not apply to all People, just the Scoundrels that will cut Your throat for You while calling You Pal. Have a good day.

The American way

   The American way? I hear about this game People play, but know nothing of it. I guess that if You don't play You don't find acceptance among those that do. Sounds crazy to Me. Do You People in America understand that crap like that is what makes the World see Us as a bunch of Children. Simple things like allowing characters on the Television to say whatever They please, no matter if Some is the base of Their jokes or another country, angers those with different upbringings from Ours. People in this land years ago had different veiws than the youth of today, respect was demanded. Respect means You do not find these things amusing, You do not laugh at People in the first damn place. You laugh at Me and I am out for a fight, and that is exactly what is going on, Richard and His Pals are laughing Their asses off at My expense. People just look the other way and don't want to get involved, that in itself is Bullshit. You sure as Hell would want that Fella that saw You get robbed stand up for You with the law, Right? Ella was My Grandmothers name, and Truckers Wife was My Moms c.b. handle Ella may be coincidence, but the same show that said, " Grandpa Kelly says Eeeah Eeeah!", is the one They use Her name. And 'Truckers Wife' I have only heard the once. My c.b. handle was Superman, I wonder about a song I know being made to screw with My life. Bullshit is the only thing I can say here, good bye, Kelly.

Two years now

   Wow, I can actually blab on for two frickin' years about a bunch of crap that Nobody seems to even give a damn about. Somebody must care just a little though, I am near 2500 pageveiws. That's a start I say. Well I'm through buggin' Hugh Hefner, that was going no where, when I'm rich and powerful I too will be a snob I suppose. Ha, I even wrote, 'Fuck Hugh!' on the Playboy west studios walls. An attention grabber? You better Goddam believe I am. I want the whole stinking World to see what kind of People We allow in America. If nothing else comes from this nonsense I feel I at least tarnished a few of the reputations of these People involved. I still have to deal with the anger that this causes Me, especially when I see that I am able to do nothing. That right there would drive any Man alive towards revenge, especially after They maliciously set out to destroy an innocent Child. The manner inwhich They choreographed Their crimes shows callousness enough to be capable of far worse crimes. Murder is when Someone kills another as We all know, attempted murder is only that, attempted. I have had My luggs loosened twice on My truck, I was sleeping in the woods in Austin Texas when Somebody went back and forth on the road and emptied clips into the trees, You actually hear the bullet coming towards You, go by You, and then pass You, I found .50 cal. casings the next day, and Thomas tried to take Me out with His framing axe in Virginia, Jesus Christ! All I ever wanted in life was just that, a life. But no, I get to live a disaster of a life, Whoopie Shit. Like I said before this crap is depressing, I gotta go. Kelly

What in the hell is technology?

   Wow, I found the neatest thing, You may have heard of it, a wireless mouse for Your laptop. I highly recommend one. That's like saying the ball point pen is awesome, You never sharpen it. Any hangovers out there? Not here! I am an alcoholic, yes I refuse to indulge, but still must admit to My faults. Hey quit looking at Yourself, Not. I wonder if that came from a Guy I worked with in Huntington beach California years back? He had it painted on His truck, it meant "never on time.". Or maybe Selma started "Gross!", that was Her last name. The problem is that She was a homely Woman. Speaking of Women and names I've got one for You, 'Cattle Kate', My Dad believes She is a great Aunt, I just a few minutes ago read an article on Her, She was robbed and hung, fact. The People involved were taken to trial but were aqquited due to the fact that Thier crooked, rich, caniving, murdering arses were the powerful Sons of Bitches that could do anything They wanted. They had witnesses dissapear out of fear, and one seeming to have been poisoned. Tom Horn was around later, He too was hung by crooks. I am truly disturbed by the way money ruins lives, and that there is no justice. If all of this typing was for good I can see where it may lie. History repeats itself, Kate and I have been wronged for sure, but here and now I say that I clear Her name in the World today. She will always be marked by the names and lies that were easily believed, but when You see the true story it is obvious what crimes had taken place. The law was what They said it was, this seems to be the way it has always been and the way it will always be. I see how naive I was to attempt such a thing as bringing down powerful People, I thank the lord for the experience. It truly does help to left off the steam, like They say if You hold it in it will eat You up inside. And that My Friends is a straight up fact of life. Have a wonderful day, and watch out for the Boogie Man Kids, Kelly.

Silly Bastards!

   This is My imitation of the American youth, "Man, that's some funny shit!", They don't really have to be all that young either. We are full of Dumbasses that get stoned stupid. A grip is what has been lost, a grip on Our senses. I stand as a marter by exposing the realitys of My drug abuse. Gauranteed, I would live life in an other direction if I had My druthers, but destiny can be a fickle Bitch. I might find the path to prosperity yet Ya know, I've got a few knew songs. Bah, right around the corner from U.S.C., I played on the streets and the little Kids walking by, small ones, would start dancing to My jams. Two different People in different states have said the exact same words to Me, "What are You doing working?", when I sang My song 'Shoulda'. It's just like Tom Petty sings, "The A an R Man don't hear a single.", I sent 'em a tape. I have to tell You, if You really want to be a singer, You have to know what You sound like first. When I recorded My first demo I sure did'nt like the voice I heard on a few of My songs, Heck I'm deaf in one ear and can't hear outa the other. Shoulda? That is a song I wrote about a true story, it's about drinking and driving. Sober here till the day I die I know for a fact. I quit before for a year and a half so I have faith that if I never again in My life say that I can drink just one, that one leads to two and so on and on and on, I will have it whipped. My words to Myself were the same as to losing a bunch of weight, nobody's going to do it for You. Drinking is a whole lot worse then pot, but I really have to say neither are truly a smart alternative in life. "Life's too short as it is, so slow down.", I remember from a long time back. Another saying goes like this, "There's nothing wrong with good clean fun, as long as You're an Adult about it.". So with that in mind I bid You farewell, Kelly.

The life of a Child

   I have got a story  to tell You tonite. Depression had become a very serious, serious problem in My life. Before I went to Jacksboro Texas and spent a year flat for less then a gram of cocaine, I was self employed and if it were'nt for that crap I could have really made some money. I brought home twice in one year $5,000. for the week. But like They say, "A Fool and His money are soon parted.". I hurt so bad for that Damn Nancy that I can say I cried at least once a day everyday for a whole year. I know what it's like to fall to Your knees wracking in pain. The fucked up Kid aye? Wierded Him out is what I know for a fact Bill and Richard say, well, I'm just bein' wierd then. Life's rough Boy's, what You did to mine is not even comparable to the hurt My own ignorance and blindness has caused Me. Your arrogance is astounding Boy, I don't like You Richard, an absolute pompous, childish, piece of dirt like You is socably unexceptable. My attempt at even wishing I could take down these People is a falure I except this now, They win. My final attempt at contacting Hefner was earlier, All I did was say the truth, I told Him exactly how I felt at that very second, it was as I told Him the worst feeling I had ever felt in My life. It's a Mother Fucker that is known as a fact of life. A weaker Person would have surely perished from Our fair Planet. If You do ever feel like ending it all, remember these wise words, "You've got alot to live for.", "cause You do, I have My reasons for living, and not something selfish like revenge on these People. Alot of things have have came My way, I wanta see what's around the corner. I gave it one hell of a try I say. I'll see 'em when We run into the Devil aye? Rat Bastards any how. Boys will be Boys They say. Keep it real is a good way to end this, 'cause this Mothers Son aint playing like these little boys are.

enjoy the day

   What's up? Me? I'm liking the weather here in Tracy California. It was warming up in Wyoming, but Ya still need a coat in the morning. Last time I was here I felt at home. To top it off there seems to be quite a bit of work around here, and rent seems reasonable. Anybody have a felony? If You do You'll understand what I mean about trying to find a job or an apartment, discrimination is the word. I was even told once that My felony was the reason I was'nt rented to, Bullcorn I say. An unviolent crime such as mine is nothing. I bet They'd rent to Martha Stewart. Nothing against Martha, but ask the People in the streets to apply. I tried My damndest while in the streets to find work, again no such luck. When Your down and out They crap on You for real. I really don't wish that kind of life on Anyone, but if You were ever in such a spot You would understand Thier plight. That's really about all I have to say today, just about to go to work so I'll gab to Ya later, Kelly.

hell if I know

   Man, I can't get a break. I am even pestering Hugh Hefner on Twitter and Facebook just trying to get Him to speak to Me, fat chance. I would even accept a charge of harrassment just to bring it to court. Since the beginning I have went to the top. I left alot of messages for a Marshal in D.C., His name is John Clark. Mr. Clark is the Man in charge of bringing down crooked Agents. Well, even that did'nt work. Frustration is an annoying reality in the World. I asked Hugh what He would do if I were to show up at the mansion again, don't think I won't either. You know, I lied I guess. I said I would stop writing about this, but cannot. When You know Your old Pals are living it up at Your expense, You really have to do something. I do know this character Bill Rowley is going to play it up to the hilt. I know Him well enough to say He will act all innocent and confront Me about all of this. I hope the Boy is reading this, Bill watch My feet Son, For I will teach You a lesson. Bill knows first hand that I am a natural born fast S.O.B., They probabaly called Him elephant Man after I split His sorry head open. Kids have been taught the hard way around Me to not charge at Me, Bill's one of Them. I was standing with His guitar in My hand, the base was resting on the ground, when He made His move I lifted it and struck Him faster then any Human is capable of doing in a normal world. You can call Me a liar and I will be mature about it instead of being violent. Just don't rush Me, I am unable to control My actions in that type of situation, and Bill not only felt it, Him and Richard Pattison saw it another time also. You Folks enjoy the St. Pattys day coming up, god bless Us Irishmen. Sincerely Kelly McGill. (pronounced MickGill by the way)

Ah I wanted the Magilla gorilla

   What a frickin' mess, Richard Pattison is an Ass.

What to do

   What is there to do? If I went to Washington I would be charged with a felony, even if I went there just to bust a nose that truly deserves it. People say to forgive, My god man, They tried to make a vegetable out of My life, there is no forgivness. You are an innocent Child to believe in forgiving Someone that made Your life a living hell. I have to elaborate on that issue. After the weekend I was given enough acid to fry My mind, I was never told until later that You should hold it in Your mouth for a while then spit it out and You don't get the full affect, My mind was altered. What I mean is that I constantly think of the World around Me, this is not how My mind worked before. I do know it was set up by Bill Rowley for His Pal Richard Pattison, I just have no proof. The only thing I can hope for is that Scott Carrol and His wife Sherry will be grown up enough to tell the truth, the rest of Them surely are not. There was a Kid around then too, His name was Pete. I had to tell Bill Rowley to stop selling Him speed because He was only 15. Pete was around the day after I was given the Playboy, We were listening to the radio when He said, "I think They want You to play Your guitar.", odd? Ya I'd say so. I looked at Him and said in return, "I know They do, but what do You want?", He kept quiet after that. These People think Thier little games are cute, I do not. If the good Lord permit, I will bring these arrogant Bastards down, Amen.

Dufus here

   Boy I bet the last time I wrote on here Ya'll was blown away? This Child is a bizzare one to say the least. Tonight I want to talk about the Playboy a little bit, if for nothing else but to prove to the People that may have been involved that I actually recieved the damn thing. One story in particular had the headline, "The laws of love.". This is a simple one to explain, it flat out says that They allow no homosexuals. That My friends has never been an issue for Me. Another article was entitled, "The Lord of the rings.", this was one that after listening to Rushes 2112 had Me believing I was bound for stardom, it pretty much said so. I feel I know now who it was that helped set the whole thing up. The night I walked into the party at the Marriot I was talking to a Gentleman, when I mentioned that Me and My Friends were starting a band He told Me that He had connections. It is really a sad thing to see the way They are allowed to screw with My life in the manner that They do, on national television. When I walked into the U.S. Marshals office in Cheyenne Wyoming the first thing I asked the officer They sent to talk to Me was, "Would You believe I am being screwed with on national T.V.?". His response was, "If You say so.". And yes I do say so too. The one that set Me off, and made Me realize what Richard and Bill Rowley had done, was when Craig Furguson said, "Richard Pattison, Killeen Texas!". Anger? You cannot begin to understand how mad I really am over the whole thing, and when I see no one seemingly doing anything I want blood. Well I guess I have said enough for now, Have a good one Folks, Kelly.

Phoney son of a bitch

   The title is one of the things I want to talk about, I really can't abide with those words Myself. I won't call Somebody that, even if They are. The first thing You do is admit to it, are My own words. Then there are sayings like, Who the Hell would call that mature? Don't laugh Boy! That one always pisses Them off. And then They look at You like You've lost Your mind. Still wanta be called one huh? It's a Mans World. The word is mature. This old Boy grew. That Man's a Kid. The Kid's an Idiot. Damn fool Kid. I'm lost without You. True Blue. Can't You tell? The Boy's love struck. That's a girl if I've ever seen one. I can't help it, I'm young. I'm an old Man. You call Yourself a Man? Too young to be a Man. I was'nt Man enough to hold Her in My arms. He is'nt Man enough to make You a Woman. A Girl's a Kid. I'm a Kid too. Children do this. Good for nothing Kid. Boys do that. A kid's a Kid, I know I am one. That old Gentleman grew. A wise Man does'nt mess with the insane. I'm wise to the ways of the World. etc. As I said awhile back I have more of these, I'm tired of racking My brain at the moment though so I'll quit with that said. I have also said before the words out to change the World, I hope these words help Someone along the way with Thier growth. I know there is'nt a Man alive that would tell You these things. but why not I say. I'll see Ya later, Kelly.

Just Me

   Let's see what I can come up with today, what comes to My mind is that a Guy has to be pretty desperate to write like this in the first place, but what the heck aye. Lost and lonely is what it is called. Bizzare? Ya, I suppose it is. I'll be straight up honest with You, I would'nt be in this fix if I had some real cash in My pocket I know for sure. Women still pay attention to this Kid, but as I have stated before I refuse to even try if I can't afford to treat a Lady right. A Man of the World is what I know I will become later in life, My reasoning is that I have had Full Grown feelings in My life. I do not mean just a Mans feelings, You have to know the difference to understand what it is that I am saying. That is like saying I am lost, You would never know what I mean unless You have been through it. I just thought of something, this is alot more boring then saying I was messed around by My old Friends. Here I am just trying to say something interesting and finding it tough to do. I'm gonna end by saying one more time, Kids, do not destroy Your lifes by doing drugs, nor by drinking. Thanks for reading this crap, Kelly.

Hey

   How Ya doin'? Myself? I'm still kickin' as the saying goes. Bah, I got a job for Ya, a Beekeeper. That's what I've been doing for the last two months. And yes, even They get stung. I'm heading to northern California next wednesday, that's where They are pollenating the almond orchards now. You want to here something funny, when We went out there  a month ago I had to laugh at the place We stayed at in Aurora, when I turned east and went to Reno I sat right in front of the hotel We stayed in hitchhiking. That My Friends is what is known as a funny story. I hate to even mention the reason I started this whole thing, but I do so in order to say something else. It feels pretty damn good just to sit here and talk about something else for a change. I hope I leave You in good spirits tonight, sincerely, Kelly McGill.

Not a laughing matter

   You know something, in America today alot of People find lives like Mine amusing. Grown Adults do not, that is a fact of life. If nothing else comes from My writing, I at least help some one learn how to grow. I am mature in some ways, but Myself have yet to reach the point in My life that I can say I am a Grown Man, this in part is due to My honesty. Good news Folks, I am now one of the sober People. I woke up the day after the superbowl with a swollen and purple colored ankle, I did'nt remember hurting Myself. I have'nt drank a drop since. two weeks later I gave up the marijauna. I say this just because I feel good about being able to do so. Yes I have quit in the past, but this time I will make it all the way. In any future letters to You I doubt if I'll mention these Assholes that messed Me around, I just wanna talk about good things in life. Enjoy Your day, Kelly.

just a correction

   As I have said from the beginning I will correct anything I say if it is wrong. The only thing I can think of is when I was given the Playboy. I said it was after twenty four hours, I remember now that it was given to Me on friday night not saturday. On saturday Kevin and Scott sat and watched Me as I crawled the walls, You could see the enjoyment in Thier faces too. Dam I want these People in the worst way.

Dear Hugh.

   For any of My followers, I want You to know tht I am writing this for Hugh Hefner personally. I tweeted Him just a minute ago and told Him to read My story. I doubt if it will come to anything, but hey, why not try a different channel. Hugh if You're any kind of a Man at all You will see through Richard Pattison and His Pals. Read the whole thing if You dare, I feel You are a fraud Myself. To the rest of You, have a good one.

This Patriot

   I just have to say something that has been on My mind for sometime. Right after the attacks on the trade center I was otreaged like the rest of America, that is the normal Humans here. I felt I had to say something and I wrote a letter to the F.B.I., instead of mailing it I walked into Thier office in Austin Texas. The thing was probably one inch thick. The Officer pushed it across the table and said, "You open it.", no problem I thought and did as He said. What was in the letter were My thoughts on how a Terrorist could attack Us and how easy it was for Them to come into Our country. The thing I want to say here is that when I walked out of the building I felt like a Patriot, right after I felt like a Full Grown Man. Now this has nothing to do with the justice I seek, I just wanted to say it. As far as Me saying I was going to Washington to beat Bill Rowley severely, I was side tracked by a job so I have yet to do so. I think it would be the wiser not to do so now though, stocking is a felony. I was'nt stocking Richard Pattison due to the fact that I never really knew where He was, but I do know where Bill lives. I will await until I run into Him down the road. This summer is Our 35th high school reunion, I was pushed around as I stated before in that school and I have yet to go to one of these due to the fact that Somebody is bound to say something and I will go off on Them, but this time? We'll see. Have a great day Folks, Kelly.