Showing My maturity

   Yes I am showing just how immature I am at times by blogging as I do, but don't worry I am about finished completely. I cannot continue to bore People with My miserable life, besides I get My measly $200. at midnite tonight and I am pretty sure I will be leaving here. So if any of You sent Me a dollar You had better let Me know on My comments, it will go back to You in thirty days if You did, I joke not. Maturity? Laughing, picking on , name calling, stealing, cheating, lying, being a drug abuser or an alcoholic all of the above plus much much more are just the opposite. Use Your judgement People, and pay attention to those You know that are mature, You are bound to learn from Them. Have a great life, sincerely Kelly McGill.

The real deal here Folks

   Do You really want to know how I feel about life and the predicament I have fallen into? People I seriously feel like doing Myself in almost daily, really. I know how to get the Police departments attention and receive My justice, and I am serious about it too. Commit suicide right at the doorway of Playboy west studios, I would leave a note in My pocket saying to go and read My blogs, sad ass World aint it. Hell anybody wants to find Me I sleep right around the corner from Hefners sleazy shop on Broadway. 404 Lincoln Blvd. Venice California 90291. The name is Kelly McGill, I am at the point I say give Me a chance before I kill Myself here, I hate to cryabout it but I hate life and want to end it. If You are reading this and laughing, Fuck You Punk.

A fight for My life

   Hey, the title speaks for itself. I am at a point where I feel I will not make it in life if I don't do something. I am a real Person that was attacked People I want justice. Hell, Nobody gives a shit for a Moron, tell the truth to Yourselves. And if You have been reading My words You would understand I am exactly that, I walked away from a Woman in love with Me. I aint right to begin with. Sorry if I sound pissed off, but I have been blogging for over a month and no results. I am losing followers but I keep the important ones I see, Karl Rove and Yoko Ono are still with Me. Hell with it , I am through for the day this is depressing. I know what You're saying, "Get a Life!", I wish I could People. Kelly McGill saying so long for now.

Smilin' Smelly

   I was in Louisiana when I heard a commercial on the radio, "Don't be a smelly Belly.", it said, just wondering if it happened to relate to My nickname Smilin' Smelly. Yea, that is a crude one for a fact, I have gas at times and I was driving the bosses truck when His license was revoked, He hated Me for it and Rick Spain named Me that. Pretty bad I will admit, but I wonder if these Boys had anything to do with it. I got something for You that You may not beleive, but I do have wittnesses. Here I am at around age eight standing on the beach at Hunington beach California watching the ocean, I am just watching the waves when all of a sudden a freak wave jumps up and grabs My butt, no joke. The next thing I know I am in the riptide and being sucked out to sea. Scared? Not in the least until I started to run out of breath, hell You don't have time to get scared really. But when I knew I was about to drown I was a bit worried, that was when I got lucky. I saw the sun shining through the water and knew which way was up, My instinct was to kick off the bottom of the ocean and get out of it. I was around twenty feet deep at the time, seriously. I e-mailed the head Honcho of the Lifegaurds telling Him a few years back. You know I got out of the water and sat by My family and nobody even asked if I was alright. The funny thing about this story is that it happened again in 1991 or '92. The first time the wave was about twelve feet high, the second it must of been around twenty, no bull either. The difference between the two times is that I did'nt get scared the second time, I was out and body surfed My way to the beach within a matter of nothing. Sounds made up I know, but I cannot lie to You. My whole family saw the first time. Whoa! Is what I still say, especially after two times. I aint positive about the exact spot, but I was within a few yards on both occasions. This I feel needs to be mentioned due to the fact that the riptide kills People all of the time, HEY, LISTEN UP, IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE SHARK FOOD YOU MIGHT AS WELL TRY IT AND SEE IF IT WORKS! If it don't , well I can only say You did'nt do it right Pal. As the saying goes, "My name is not Kelly McGill if it don't work.". I got another saying here, one that should put a little light on the subject of what Richard Pattison and Bill Rowley were about when I was being recruited as a band member, "Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll.", kinda sounds like Chicks, Candy, and Rock and Roll to Me. Hey, seriously People, I am a lost soul wishing I never met these Guys here. I say it again that I never intentionally seeked out any drugs, they mysterious wound up at My door. Freda (Fred) Mares and I got along pretty good years later when I saw Her around town. She was the Gal that brought it by for Me. If She has any sense She would call the law and admit to being sent to Me, Fred come on, if You are reading this take a hand in bringing down some dispicable People. Girl My life  is a wreck because of them. YOU EVER HERE ME LIE BEFORE FRED?! Good God! Have a great day Folks, Kelly McGill

Dumpster diver of the year

   Breadhunter was Richards nickname in the early eighties, the Guy had a few thousand dollars in His pocket and go and get day old bread out of the trash. And this is the Fella that Hugh Hefner wants to back up? Damn it Man! I will admit to something here, I too have been a Bully. I moved back to Wyoming in the ninth grade and picked on a Guy in shop class until I was nearly suspended. In building trades I told David Muir that We had a board stretcher in class, I even told Him to get inside of the building We were putting the plywood on and told Him to hold the last sheet in place while We nailed it in place. My anger was getting the best of Me in the nineties, especially when drinking. That was when My nephew Clint came around, The Kid was wearing His pants low and walking around like He had all day to do whatever He wanted. He was told that night on the way home to pull His pants up and get the droop out of His ass. He seriously became a top hand too. But at the same time He started in on Me about life and how to live it, an eighteen year old telling Me was not gonna make it, after a few months I was about to lose it on the Kid and picked on Him until He snapped, I barely got out of the way of a kick to the knee. We text back and forth now and I feel some pride at how He is raising His two Boys, He's still a Kid to Me but doing a Mans job, congrats Clint. Two other employees of Mine rubbed Me the wrong way and I also pushed Them in a wrong manner, I can say for a fact I was on the verge of insanity when around Them. Today I am a different Person all together though, I made a move back to Wyoming around seven years ago and left there a changed Human, I still have anger issues but no longer want to tell some knot head in a violent way. I got a good saying for Ya, "My anger management classes are really pissing Me off!", I laughed pretty hard the first time I heard it. But when it comes to Richard Pattison and His Pals, I will get mean. What They did to My life is a crime and I will subject Them to punishment in a deserving way. Richard You aint got the gutts to call Me out You Punk ass peice of Shit! As for everybody elase that is reading this, Hey, keep Your asses and Your Kids off of the drugs Man, that stuff is insane. Just grow the hell up and deal with it before You screw Your life up. C-Ya later, Kelly.

Whoa!

   "That Guy can cuss!", is probably what alot of People said yesterday, no wonder I steadily lose followers. I gain new ones everyday, but still the number is always lower then it should be. McGill vs. Pattison is what the court docket should say, I know for sure if He was in court and My Lawyer asked Him to submit to a truth serum He would balk. If it were Me as the Lawyer I would then ask what it is that He is hiding, if You are a liar You would deny it. If You were an honest person having nothing to hide You would press charges on the Person accusing You for false accusations, where are the charges? I text messaged Jon Peirson telling Him to look at this, so I can gaurantee Richard and Bill Rowley are reading it. Hey! Great news Folks, it aint a job but I do have an interveiw for a good job on thursday, wish Me luck would You, I need it. Andrea Davidson is Someone I want You to look up if You like music, I have'nt seen Her in a while, but the Gal puts on a great show. That's what I'm about, listening to great singers when possible, check Her out. Oh yea, hey Richard? If Ya are reading this, You're a frickin' Jerk Pal. Did You tell Hugh about Your Queer freind? Yea I was at that party, I went outside and never returned when You and Him started dancing that night. Sure there was a Girl on the floor too, but it seemed a bit weird to Me. Besides Jon says They think You've done some bi-sexual things in the past. Ya Freak! Call Me sometime Pal, We'll do lunch, Right before You get Your ass kicked hard You Punk ass Son of a Bitch. Kelly.

Here, but not wanting to be!

   Good day to You. Are You ready to get told something that is sure to make You sick? Here it is. America! Really, it is a disgusting place. Are Ya mad now? If not You're gonna be. This is probabaly the only Country on Earth where a Guy can screw Your life up, Rip You off, and then torture You on the television and get away with it. And that is'nt even what I'm mad about. I went to Hollywood yesterday to go to the Guitar Center on Sunset strip, boy what a goofy place that is. In a three mile hike I passed maybe ten Gay Fellas, You can tell, two of Them I know saw Me coming and one turned and acted like He was going to bump into Me acidentally, the look on My face made damn sure He missed Me. I am a serious defender of the hetoralsexual lifes of the World. God did not put Males on the Planet to hold hands with other Males, that My freinds is insanity. Then I get on the bus and head down Santa Monica Blvd., Jesus Christ that place is a zoo. I passed a bar and there is some Fella dancing in His underwear on a table with a bunch of Fools standing around watching, it was practicaly on the sidewalk itself. And the stuff in store front displays is considered normal? I have said before that I am not a violent Person by nature, but I had two Queers pick Me up hitchhiking once in Austin. When They dropped Me off one leaned out the window and said, "We'll be back in a half an hour if You're still here......" was all He got out. I never even got mad about it, it was a complete reaction to kick Him sqaure in the teeth. I know for a fact I hurt Him bad too, ask Bill Rowley how serious I move. I am so disgusted with what I see daily out here, I have made up My mind that when I get My G.R. (money from the state) I am leaving here fast. I was here a few years back trying to get My biograghy written, I came up with the saying, "If You question Your sanity, move to Santa Monica.", really, there are real nuttcases walking the street here People. I am lost in life, not insane. I am what is known as a Person with very little control over His life, No bullshit about it. One case in point is when I was in high school, Bill Rowley was with Me. They probabaly used this one against Me with Hefner and His Cronies. I was told by Shane Longtine that Chris Montoya drew back and was going to hit Laura Chiles while Their brothers were fighting. I never even thought about it until I saw Chris crossing the street on His bike, I lost it and punched the gas pedal. Yes I tried to run Him down, again no thought just reaction. I was at a party years later when Chris and His brother Eddie and freinds showed up, I told Dwayne, His older brother via the Classmates webpage that Chris was a Man about the whole thing when I walked up to Him and appologized to Him. Dwanye always treated Me with respect, and I am sure Chris is as Gentlemanly as His brother, I feel it was a lie just to get Me into a fight by My so called freinds. HEY!!! If We do nothing but let this Country run amuck in the manner it is, We are doomed People. Get a Mother Fucking grip on the situation now. Well that last sentence was a waste of time I know for a fact. Oh yea, still no Fricking dollar, I hoped atleast for one, but nothing? I vent again tommorow. Until then I hope like Hell You start taking a good look at Our wonderful country. Kelly McGill. p.s. God bless Our Troops and good job on hunting down a skunk in Pakistan. Some of You know Me from Fort Hood, I always said, "Welcome Home.", and , "Good luck over there.", when I talked to the Soldiers in My cab. God bless Us all, We Fucking need it.