Lifes hard trail!

    Yea, I'm a Wuss. I hate it but I gotta admit it. But I did finish My job at the Cheyenne frontier days. I was a cashier at a food stand, and what a Frickin' job too. I have respect for anybody that does it full time. 9:00 a.m. to 3:00 a.m. for ten days straight, brrr. I only worked an eight hour shift Myself though, and that was'nt much fun. I hate to see how spoiled some People are in this country too, if I did what some of these Kids do with My Mom present I would not get away with it. They cook Their Phillys and onions on the same grill, some Girl made Me give Her money back because Her sandwich had a few onions in it. I know alot of You will agree, Mom would have made Me eat it. We were in Gene Nevada going on vacation once and I was asked what I wanted for breakfast, I made the mistake of saying, "I'd like to start with a large orange juice.", I did not get it. In fact I was told, "You will get nothing and watch Everybody else eat!", and yes that is what happened too. Well enough about work and that kind of stuff, back to the point at hand. I am an Idiot was a joke in the Playboy I was sent, that shows just how immature Hugh Hefner is in reality. They make up jokes like that about Us slow People. Hell He aint shit in My opinion, just like Billy Ray Cyrus. If a Man asked My fifteen year old daughter to pose naked when She was old enough They would have Me arrested for murder, get real. He has no charges for indecency with a minor brought up against Him? He is still in the seven year statute range Ya know. Hey Bill? Did Ya tell 'em I got crabs and how I got 'em? I bet They left part of it out. I was staying on His and Ken Dodsons couch and using Their tub when all of a sudden My crotch became host to some unwanted guests. Ya, He probably forgot, He seems to have a laps of memory nowadays. Hey Son You have Children don't You? I would hate to be found a liar and a fraud in front of Them Pal. Imagine this will You, I am seriously tripping on acid and Scott Carroll asks Me, " You really want to try something? I have some ether in the closet.", Yea Buddy! That's what I want is to totally destroy My mind Boy! Hey! How long does it take to bring down Crooks in this country? Oh yea, that's right, I'm just a poor dumbass and They have the power to destroy lifes. Man what was I thinking? Damn, I'll never win. Kelly.