Grandpa Kelly?

   First I must retrack something I said yesterday, I know for a fact Brian Foley went to the state hospital in Austin Texas. His picture was even in the University paper, He crawled up into a tree naked on campus at the University of Texas. I am sure that would be in Their archives if anybody wants to see it. You know out of the three I really have to say Brian was a pretty decent Guy, He just did'nt give a damn. As for Jon, I have no remorse for anything I say about Him, and I ask Your forgiveness on My ungentlemanly manner here explaining everything, like calling Him arrogant and a total ass. I wanted Him so mad He would make a mistake when it came to His involvment in this matter, I text messaged Him constantly until He sent one back calling Me a braying Jackass. Now everytime I text Him I end by saying, Eeaah just to piss Him off. I told Him to tell Bill Rowley to use it in one of Their little skits and He did. I was watching Tyler Perry's house of Payne and the Grandfather comes to visit, Grandpa Kelly. And yes He said Eeaah for Me. The one show I watched that blatantly stated My name was a George Clooney film where He is an Outlaw in the movie, His name? Kelly McGill. Coincidence? In the final scene They say My name at least twenty times. My senior year in high school I was a benchwarmer (Waterboy) on the football team. One friday We were getting beat by Rocksprings at halftime, the Coach told the tackles to slant in and shoot the gap because They were running at the same hole every play. The next day I started at tackle on the J.V. sqaud, and I slanted just like the starters were told. I stopped the running back four feet short of the line and never let up for the rest of the game. Actually I blacked out during the game and only remember spots, but I am sure if I had not made a tackle I would remember it. This does'nt mean the movie Waterboy has anything to do with Me, but I wonder. Back to Richard Pattison and His game. One night before I left Wyoming, Ralph McMillan said He knew where He could get some hallucenagenic 'Shrooms. While tripping Richard comes along and asked Me if I knew about Karma. When I said no He explained that Karma is when You think of Someone else They think of You, Strange Fella this Pattison. I aint so sure some of My family is'nt involved in Their game, Truckers wife was used not too long ago. That was My Mothers C.B. handle, I have never heard it  used other than by Her. I have twelve followers? Dang! One of them I must say hello to, Yoko Ono. I am glad to see You here. Hello to the rest of You as well, I am glad that My story is'nt just out there on the web with nobody at all paying any attention to it. I have to say here that the People are what is most important to Me here, I feel My pleas for justice have fallen on deaf ears and I must reach out to You in order to find a way to bring these Children down. Thank You very much for Your time I say again, and I will see You all later. Kelly McGill.

More acid?

  Along came Jon! Jon Peirson moves to Austin and soon moves in on Jollyville with Me. Right afterwards Robert and Brian Foley come along. Again They are the ones asking to do L.S.D. all the time not Me. These Guys were freinds of Richards not Mine and I gaurantee Jon will get an ass kicking when I see Him again, and I told Him so. When this Kid shows up quite a few People are curious about His funny way, all I would say is Jon's just Jon and They accepted Him. Gary Shively and Him would have acid partys and looking back now I feel I was the only one there doing acid. At this same time Richard shows up at the house with two ounces of syllasybum mushrooms and gives them to Me for rent, Hell He never really stayed there. Me and this character Jon were roommates for close to two years, and during that time I did alot of acid freinds. I never was the one to figure it out, most People when They speak of L.S.D. say You just hold it in Your mouth for awhile and then spit it out and You don't get the full affect, not I though I would eat it without thinking. Dumbass! I hear You say now, how much more do Ya need to totally screw Your mind up? I have to mention Brian here. This Guy is supposed to have escaped from two mental institutes, I wonder if He's ever even been in one, four times at My last count. Everytime He comes around He's acting all goofy and I feel it is one of Their games to mess with My life. I actually saw Brian in a Taco Bell commercial around a year ago. These are the kind of People that think it funny. I have told Jon a number of times that things are not a laughing matter, but that adds fuel to Their jokes. Robert Foley is a very different Fella to say the least, I had to finally kick Him out of the house for His antics. I was asleep in My waterbed, fully clothed, when He pushes on the mattress. I cocked My foot ready to kick Somebody when I awoke and here stands Robert with a goffy smile on His face. Folks He was buck naked . All I could do was tell Him to get the hell out of My room. Days later I hear Him talking to Rick nd Nancy, some People I let move in, He was telling some off the wall story about Me. I said out loud that He was a liar and told Him before I went to work that on payday He was out of there. Now on payday He tries to hand Me His share of the rent but I stood My ground and said no. I left the room and when I came back He was putting a pistol to His head. After trying to talk Him out of it for awhile I finally said go ahead see if I care. Nancy was getting out of the shower and I told Rick to tell Her to talk to Him, She came out not to long afterwards with His .38. It was about a month later the Son of a gun shows up with another gun demanding his pistol back. I see now I never should have let Them move in, I knew Them from high school and did'nt really care for Them then. Jon is an arrogant bastard, He tells the People I know around Him that He's the best layout Man in the buisness. Hell Jon I've work with You and for You, You make more mistakes than anybody I have seen. This is by far the most bizzare story I am sure People have hearD that is why I feel these Fools think They are safe, Who would believe such a peice of garbage. I will say right now Folks I would take a truth serum to prove My words are in deed fact. I am going to prevail in the end here. Thank You for Your time, and spread My message to anybody You think should hear it. And Kids out there stay off the drugs, really. I cannot tell You half of what they have done to Me, You would not beleive it because You have never been there. Just take My word for it and be an Adult about it and keep away. The mind is a terrible thing to waste is a fact of life. Kelly McGill.

Samantha

   "Sam quit coming over evryday!", that's what I should have said. Right after Sheila left Me I lost My job. I had long hair and was working in the uranium mines along side a bunch of Cowboys, I was set up constantly with bad gyger counters until I decided not to turn one in one night. I allowed the scrapers to cut a path right in the middle of a big hill of solid uranium, the next night I recieved My walking papers. After that and Sheila I went into a state of depression and sat at home for two months. I did look for work, but not as hard as I should have. That is when Sam started coming by. She was a fifteen year old freind of Bill Rowleys whos Aunt lived on the third floor of the building. Bill had a habit of bringing these fifteen year olds around back then and I strayed from Them except for Sheila. One night Ralph McMillan comes by with Sam and asked if They could use My bedroom, I was at the time a doormat I see when I look back. After Ralph was finished the cad left Her there in My bed. Soon after Bill Rowley shows up, when I told Him She was in there He could'nt get in there fast enough. Quite awhile after Bill left I said to Myself everybody else is why not Me and I went in. At first She was receptive until She said, "Your feet are cold. Oh Your not Bill!", and rolled over. If I was a Man of any caliber I would have never been in that situation period, but I was not and I still tried. I did'nt hold the Girl down and forcibly have sex with Her, but I did try to insert Myself in Her. I only made it halfway before I was through and left Her alone. I don't remember Her leaving that night, but She was gone when I woke up on the couch the next morning. That afternoon She was right back over, this Girl was lounging Her legs on Me really trying to get Me going I guess. After awhile She got up and opened the door, when She looked back She said, "Thanks!", and left. I never saw the Kid again after that. I say this due to the fact that it again would be something these Boys would use against Me with Hefner. Laura Chiles is another. I met Laura through Bill when He was dating Darlene Cowles, Lauras step sister. I had a car and They lived about fifteen miles out of town, very convienant. I dated Laura the rest of My senior year and Her family moved to Mississippi that summer. I worked road construction that summer and in the spring took off for Ocean Springs Miss., soon after arriving I talked Her into going to California with Me because I was having trouble finding work there. We had talked about raising a family of Our own so We were sexually active daily. Here is where it gets pathetic, one night She said She did'nt feel like it, and Me being the dipshit I am, told Her a Man has His needs and pleasured Myself right in front of Her. It really bothers Me to say this like this but as I have stated before I am bringing these two and Thier friends down anyway I can. Again I must say I am sorry to anybody reading this , brashness is what My situation calls for here and I am pulling no punchs at all. I was eighteen when Me and Laura dated and nineteen when Sam hung around, A teenager is not fully developed as an Adult and I, it is needless to say, was a little slower than most. I hope Your day has been an exceptional one and People God bless You. I'll see You later. Kelly McGill

Huh?

Hello out there. I am surprised I actually have followers. Welcome and I hope You Folks don't get offended by the graphicness of My blogs. I am here to stay until justice prevails. I am so serious about revenge, I even walked right up to the Playboy mansion in Bel Air and requested a meeting with Hefner personally, Not even a chance. I have to clear the aire here on a couple of things I feel these crooks would have said to Hefner in order to stab Me in the back. I know They would have mentioned John Doral and Jane Jepson. First off John's shower was being recaulked by Elliot Weis and was using My shower when Kent Jepson came by. When John got out I acted a bit jittery thinking to Myself, "Their going to think We're gay!", Kent looked at Us with a shocked expression to say the least. The second one, Bill and His freind Ken Dodson were keeping company with Kents sister in law and talked Me into hanging around with Her too. She came by one day and I left Them alone and went to take a shower. When I got out Bill left Us alone and took a shower. Jane started kissing Me and I had a strange thought, the first thing that came to mind was that Her mouth tasted like sperm. Whoa now, I have no idea what that junk is about. I can here the words of the majority of the males in America, "How in the Hell would You know what sperm taste like?", I don't. I have even contacted Obama about this matter. I feel this is My only chance in Hell. I am wondering how the Guy knew where I was sleeping and knew My name? What is there a website about Me that I'm not in touch with? I believe that possible, I never saw the Guy before. I saw Him but stayed down when Him and His dog were looking for Me, what would You do? I was surprised. Man what a story huh? I have so much more to tell You it is going to take a month to blog it all. So I will see You tomorrow. Sincerely, Kelly McGill. Have a great day Folks.

BadElvis

I am the Victim of a crime People. I am not insane and I am noy playing a game with Your life. I was friends with some People and They asked Me to join in a band after I wrote a song. It is sad how L.S.D. and Rock & Roll happened to appear at that time of My life, Rushes 2112 to be exact. This was just after I as an innocent Kid scared this Girl that looked at Me with love in Her eyes, I stared at Her body with My mouth wide open. Poor Sheila was petrified when I ran back into the room, She was under the covers by then and I jumped right on top of Her, She went home right afterwards. It was'nt long before I moved to Austin Texas where My life took a turn for the worse. Kevin, this Kid that came along with Me was always wanting to do acid. One night I wandered into a party at the Marriott hotel there doing acid. I crashed a party and was semi accepted there. At the end of the evening I mentioned to a Lady I was talking to that I had recently lived on the job We could see out the window. A week later I again was asked to do L.S.D. this time it was two hits of four way window pane and a black molly(speed). I was awake for two and a half days. After twenty four hours of tripping I was handed a Playboy with a headline reading, "Stoned Hippy carries along hallucenagens!", I never read the piece of crap feeling I knew what it was about, (You will not find it in Their archives either). The next day I was asked if I really wanted to get high, ether was offered. People I have lived for the last thirty years with severe mental issues due to this. Now these People think it cute to screw with My life. "Richard Pattison, Killeen Texas!" , was blurted out by Craig Furguson. Richard was one of Them that wanted Me to be the bass player in His band and I was living in Killeen at the time. I was living in the streets of Austin when I was playing My guitar in the woods where I was camped and a Fella walks in yelling, "Kelly! Kelly! Kelly!", soon after Homer Simpson is looking for His wife yelling, "Marge! Marge! Marge! Or is that? Kelly! Kelly! Kelly!", in the next scene He states, "Oh, I wanted the Magilla gorilla!". Folks My name is Kelly McGill and I want Him and His Pals brought down. I am at this time living in a tent in Santa Monica California looking for this Kid Pattison. I have repeatedly told the U.S. Marshals that I feel like taking Him and His partners down in a homicidal manner but cannot. Hugh Hefner is involved in a rip off People. I dare not lie and hope to hell They attempt to bring Me down. Three attempts have been made on My miserable life since then too. A fall at the age of two and having mental retardation in My family has made Me a bit on the slow side, I had a Woman named Nancy, that's about all I know about Her, fall in love with Me in the Dallas night club in Austin, I was so struck I walked away. There is no way in Hell You break a Woman's heart like that on purpose. Suicide? I had a gun in My hand and put it down due to the temptation, I wrapped My shirt around the cell bars in Harker Heights Texas and hung there until I started to choke and could not finish. I have one last attempt at redeeming My life, put these punks in jail. Oh, that's right, They'll just pay some dirt bag off and walk away free.