Dammit all

I lose and My Pals are living it up
Sure as Hell don't need Enemies
I bug High Hefner because I can too, I beg Them to take Me on. They don't want the publicity though.
I am too honest to rob so I stay a working Stiff
Gutless Bastards known as My Freinds. Damn that sucks
Like I said before Johnny Carson talked about Me
That proves I was at the party at the Marriott in Austin Texas
Hell there is all sorts of proof I am the one They joke about on national, World, television. But Nobody seems to help. I told Hefner He has no integrity. No honor comes from messing with a slow Kid and that is a fact