Son of a Gun

   Myself? I would much rather be talking about Guacamole. You take Your Avocodoes, spelled wrong, and mash 'em together. Then add a splash of Pace Picante, instant hit. Another hit? Ranch style beans with Your Favorite meat, of course Pace again, instant chili. Two years of cooking school paid off. I am one that came up with Mac and cheese with picante, and never received a check. A Chef? Nah, I'm a retarded Kid that was taken advantage of. If I were a Cop?